paddlesmash: beach Tournaments are in this game’s future!

The dives were so epic you’d have thought we were in water! Dave did more trash talking than Larry Bird in his prime and forget even thinking about hitting the bar afterwards. Every single one of our shirts were such a grass-stained mess that a bottle of “Shout” would grow legs and beat feet at the site of em’. Who won? Which game? We pulled out the lights! Dave started having to dodge “The Longest Yard” style shots by nights end and the game sat there in the back yard abandoned until morning. When I went to pack it up the grass was rutted up from heels, knees, palms and power slides in the name of winning. If you have a competitive nature about you beware of this game! Beware!

These folks are just relaxing enjoying a nice chill backyard game, but the reality is by the time you reach 11 you’re all going to be a hot mess!

It’s a simple concept! Make your opponents scramble for their lives!

Tips: Since it’s not against the rules to touch the nets with the paddles, if you see your partner misjudge a smash, use the paddle to tilt the net a bit. You have to be super quick on the recovery to save play. If it’s the final smash of your turn though, you’ll see your opponent belly flopping trying to get to it! We kind of mastered the net pull by nights end and tempers flared but hey, tempers flare with us drinking Irish Car Bombs so……….. :0)

Price: $199.99

I’m going to read between the lines and close this story with a somber note. Due to Tucker and Cub catching the ball with their mouths and playing keep away from the participants, they were obviously excommunicated from having any involvement in the PADDLESMASH Legacy! The bright side is, maybe this review will warrant another when the pups are introduced! ;0)

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