The motion sensor gives the remote thermostat an incredible ability to help conserve energy!
Captains Log August 21st, 2023 at 9:00 am – We have been combating the sweltering heat here in Southeast Texas for over 3 months now with no end in sight. The rolling blackouts taunt us like a tyrannosaurus rex displaying his smile at the entrance of a cave-dwelling for a Nuclear Family of Neanderthals!
10:00 am – Our technical engineer, Ross, is murmuring to a little box that he keeps calling Alexa. His constant communication with this little speaker box makes me think he is lacking female companionship. What’s really perplexing is that the box responds back to him! I’m genuinely concerned about his mental state as I feel the elements outside have affected his ability to perform his duties in a sufficient manner. Time will tell but his current state of being is not looking promising!
11:00 am – I sent Rob, our Maintenance Supervisor, to brave the elements in order to secure refreshments. I just heard the HVAC system go into a temporary shutdown. It could be that the motion sensor in Rob’s lair is sensing no motion. I am hesitant to investigate because every time I open the door to Rob’s Lair the HVAC system kicks in! It makes very little sense to me that a door can activate the HVAC system. His lair is freezing! I need answers!
12:00 pm – Our environment within the cave is adequate and somewhat affordable since the installation of the Degrii Thermostats and the remote room sensors. Our June billing of $387.00 dropped to $242.00 for July. It seems the new technology actually performs as suggested! While further observation of the Degrii Product is needed the immediate results are very encouraging! Rob has returned from his mission to secure refreshments and not a minute too soon. The temperature outside has eclipsed 101 degrees for the 12th day in a row! Let us hope the compressor maintains at full capacity!
Price $89.99
Though our situation is dire, the absence of the T-Rex is encouraging!
While our cave is cozy we do have one overbearing problem that brings to mind a scene I witnessed years ago through a video modulation that I stumbled upon. So I’ll pose this question in “Blazing Saddles” use of terminology. “Where are all the Neanderthal women at?” :0) Logging out for August 21st, 2023 at 1:00 pm – Peace_SGB
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Psst! Over here, shhhhh (T-Rex remember?)! It’s a fantastic product! Buy it!
